The Post-It
Just now, on the way to the bathroom, I found a yellow note stuck to my door. The message, apparently intended for my roommate, reads thus:
Dear Ralf,
Tonight you smell great! Fantastic! Human! Most nights you don't smell so hot; actually, to be perfectly honest, you stink (squiggly lines over 'stink'). This is a most welcome, wonderful change that we, the residents of New West 1st floor, wholeheartedly support.
Remain true!
Sincerely,
Liz, Ben, Jesse, J.V., Curtis, Ando, Helen, Quinn, Amy, Ashley, D.D., Katie and Serge