The Plan
We'll dress up as priests. Catholic priests. Black shoes, black slacks, black shirt, white collar--the whole getup. We can even have Jesus dangling from the mirror and Gideon atop the dashboard for added effect. We'll be unstoppable. Customs won't give us shit (hell, they probably won't even check the trunk) and neither will the Federales. Every cop knows if you ticket a priest you go straight to hell. I read that online somewhere.
Consider:
1. How cool it would be to bless an Irish Car Bomb.
2. The sort of ass I might attract and the fact I will be getting lots of it.
You'll probably have fun, too. Call me this week.