I came here to do things
They say "congratulations on getting that house in Camarillo!" but I don't know. In Oxnard, we would leave our nice, moderately clean house in the morning and expect a cool coastal breeze and regular electricity throughout the day. Over here, the constant sun exposure and ant infestation temporarily distracts us from our reoccuring septic and electrical problems. The guys in the office talk about how lucky it is, they speak of the "status" of a "Camarillo residence". I ask if they want to trade. They laugh. I don't think they understand.