AND THEN THERE WAS DIRTY UNDERWEAR
man, i haven't done laundry in weeks.
im running out of shorts.
er, boxers.
hey...do boxers count as shorts?
how about if you wear them over briefs?
some boxers even have buttons to help ensure the package stays in place.
now thats just begging to be worn in public.
im off to the mall to see if anyone notices..