i just got off the phone with professor schechter from cal lutheran. it appears ive been accepted into their super-prestigious honors program. according to the prof, out of the entire university populous, only 40 applicants are accepted each year. so i guess this is a big deal.
looks like angel got lucky. again...
call me crazy, but i have this distinct, gut feeling that some flubbed papers at the admissions office is the cause for this sudden stroke of good fortune. i mean, i dont even remember applying for honors...so how the hell did i get in? for the duration of our conversation, i kept thinking of that guy in 'orange county' who lost his spot in stanford to some pothead because of a counselor fuck-up.
somewhere, somehow, some poor valedictorian is bawling his eyes out because he lost his number 40 spot to little old me.
and all thanks to mrs. v. thank you! your penchant for filling out college apps without my express knowledge has finally paid off! youre the bestest, greatest high school guidance counselor ever in the history of...of...everything!