Revolver
ME: If you could have sex with any chick you want, any time you want, with the condition that one night you would die a horrible, painful death during intercourse, would you still do it?
BOSS: How painful are we talking...?
ME: Well first your left nut explodes, then your right one, and then your penis swells like a Ballpark Frank before it bursts. All over her face.
BOSS: And I don't know when it'll happen?
ME: Nope. Could be your first lay, could be your 40th. Kind of like a game of Penis Roulette.
BOSS: I would so totally sign myself up for that shit.