Where World Power Really Comes From
A: "No matter how bad it might get- the economy, the government, the media- America is gonna be all right as long as it holds on to the Fig Newton. Only we hold the secret."
B: "I suppose so..."
A: "Yep, all those up-and-comers, be it Brazil, China, India, ready to take over the global market, just wait. When that bolusc of viscous, fruity goodness gets lodged in their throats, who's gonna have to save 'em? America. That's why we'll always be a world player."
B: "Let's just hope the world remains dependant on Fig Newtons then..."
A: "Oh they will, they always have..."