• 041608 | No Time To Laugh

• 041608 | That's When I Realized It Wasn't A Dream

• 013107 | Six Separate Stanzas In Some Particular Pattern

• 012107 | Where World Power Really Comes From

• 111406 | alien squid

• 082806 | Revolver

• 081506 | My Summer (Abridged in 3 parts)

• 061906 | DTs

• 060406 | How Hard You Hit (It's Not About How)

• 060406 | Cred (yes, even in Camarillo)

• 040806 | Medias Res

• 032906 | SYB

• 022406 | Sleight

• 013106 | Sophistication

• 012906 | Wants

• 011506 | Fungus

• 011406 | do ya do ya, do ya want some context?

• 010406 | My American Wish

• 120205 | The Goggles! They Do Nothing!

• 112605 | Looking Glass

• 101505 | Sidecar

• 100105 | Canadians

• 083105 | Hostess

• 082605 | ...because knowing is half the battle!

• 072305 | I came here to do things

• 062305 | Fuego

• 051005 | One to Go, Please

• 042805 | Collapsed Lung/Bad Tamales

• 040805 | When you kiss me, I want to die.

• 040205 | Stuka

• 031605 | Confession of a Chronic Public Urinator

• 031305 | Erections

• 030405 | BB

• 022405 | Natural Selection

• 021405 | The Plan

• 020405 | Get Down

• 020405 | Running on Karma

• 020305 | The Post-It

• 012405 | Kung-Fu Grip

• 011405 | Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head

• 121903 | ok, ok...

• 121903 | closing time

• 120403 | Love Actually

• 113003 | lather. rinse. repeat.

• 112803 | College Effects on Lucid Entry Writing

• 112203 | gimp once more

• 112103 | thanks

• 112103 | loathesome customer #11

• 110303 | thats...thats just fucked.

• 102703 | burninating

• 102603 | angel's ashes

• 102403 | phelps, youre an asshole.

• 101303 | my governor

• 101203 | return of the native

• 101103 | if jesus was a businessman

• 100903 |

• 100803 | demoralization

• 100703 | i need help

• 100503 | "would we be so harsh on crack if it were called...crackle?"

• 100103 | "Women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets."

• 092903 | "i would be lying if i didnt say he is like a vast aquifer of good feelings."---a. kleeman

• 092603 | who?

• 092103 | WTF- the tiny part one-

• 091703 | Review of Once Upon A Time In Mexico

• 091403 | man, thats...pretty fucking lazy.

• 091203 | every night's another story.

• 090903 | Imprecations and Beer

• 090403 | right click. save as.

• 090403 | humtut = college assisted suicide

• 090203 | how long does it take emergency room staff to realize youre going to die?

• 083103 | party in my eye

• 083003 | Is There Room For One More Modest Voice?

• 082703 | that guy onstage reminds me of a kung fu fairy

• 082603 | "seeeeeeebilance, angel."

• 082303 | lifeprints

• 082203 | when you kiss me, i want to die.

• 082003 | im so...unispired. damn.

• 081903 | retarded shit.

• 081803 | all i have to say is...

• 081803 | all killer, no filler.

• 081503 | ehhhh

• 081303 | hypothetical scenario: part 1

• 080903 | 1st weekly NCTG site awards

• 080803 | How These Real Econ Thugs Do

• 080703 | boo-yah.

• 080203 | AND THEN THERE WAS DIRTY UNDERWEAR

• 073103 | inspiration zero

• 073103 | spittle and such

• 072903 | i brought you the moon

• 072603 | post 196

• 072503 | hey man- dont tickle the dead

• 072203 | well, shit.

• 072103 | and today's mystery odor is...

• 071903 | cant think of a title

• 071803 | [Listening to: You're So Last Summer by Taking Back Sunday ]

• 071703 | dolores

• 071303 | HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KIM

• 071103 | "i am still a man...inside this beastly body."

• 071003 | grrrrrrr

• 070903 | hey ian, its barnes and noble on the phone, they want your life back...

• 070803 | an observation.

• 070803 | [Listening to: Mucha Muchacha by Esquivel! ]

• 070703 | foiled!

• 070603 | im dying!

• 070503 | 4th of freakin july

• 070403 | laugh it up, bitch

• 070403 | 28 days later: the ride home

• 070403 | i danced in my car today

• 070303 | dubbah dubbah dur

• 070203 | wonderfully miserable

• 070103 | FILM REVIEW- 28 days later

• 062703 | coming soon-

• 062703 | where did you run to? so far away...

• 061903 | poised for the plunge

• 061703 | set up

• 061403 | King of the Obvious

• 061303 | 1,432

• 061103 | "ready to rock!"

• 060903 | death wish 3-

• 060803 | road blocks

• 060503 | what if the girl wants to and the guy doesn't...?

• 060303 | crack houses and graduates

• 053003 | three simple words

• 052903 | you dare defy the American Empire?

• 052803 | 100th entry- Confetti, Streamers, and Topless Retail

• 052703 | ...

• 052703 | Does it mean anything when a professor you had an affair with calls you up and would like to see you for coffee?

• 052503 | sunday, sunday, someday

• 052303 | chuffed.

• 052103 | current mental status

• 052103 | a man and his dog

• 052003 | you would be pretty if you didnt slouch

• 052003 | MUST RESIST CUCUMBER SANDWICHES AND SCONE DELIGHTS!

• 051603 | matrix reloaded

• 051603 | the end in sight

• 051503 | aw bloody hell

• 051503 | guts

• 051303 | the wizard

• 051103 | meeting the quota

• 050803 | lets have another go

• 050703 | [untitled]

• 050603 | buy me

• 050603 | icy hot stuntaz!

• 050603 | Im just a lounge singer taking requests

• 050503 | the scene and seeing you

• 050503 | bum wines

• 050403 | ::laughs at you::

• 050403 | minutia

• 050403 | good stuff

• 050403 | Magnus Opus

• 050203 | Daa-ham

• 050203 | blame it on the blonde

• 050103 | and the barrier goes up

• 043003 | p.s.

• 043003 | offend me, by all means...

• 042903 | should i write an admission essay or post?

• 042903 | that dont taste the way i remember

• 042603 | english

• 042403 | NCTG Wish List

• 042203 | broken neck+debilitating disease=shitty times

• 041703 | nctg roadtrip 2003: the conclusion

• 041703 | -Intermission-

• 041603 | the road to san simeon [nctg road trip 2003, part 1 (or the boring half of the not so boring weekend)]

• 041603 | sketchy but casual

• 041103 | Strange stuff

• 041003 | and finality

• 040903 | Sincere but Empty thoughts from an empty head

• 040803 | crystal

• 040703 | and you ask why

• 040703 | sweeping the globe

• 040703 | so there

• 040403 | the parlor

• 040403 | in other news

• 040403 | IM IN LOVE WITH A GIRL!

• 040303 | double talk

• 040303 | hows the action on your mother's mattress, Action?

• 033103 | what the...wait ok...yeah im alive

• 033103 | !Jazzercise! (or) THE BABY FACTORY IS CLOSED

• 033103 | only on the weekends

• 032903 | ...Kim's thoughts...(a scary thing)

• 032903 | analyze this

• 032803 | I Suck

• 032703 | she comes in pieces

• 032703 | untitled

• 032503 | Weird White Rap

• 032503 | As Promised-

• 032403 | thank you, may i have another?

• 032303 | life-or something

• 032203 | Neo-Luddite Sentiments- Kill Your TV

• 032103 | higher learning

• 032103 | ...but it hurts!

• 032003 | where have all the posts gone?

• 031903 | it's ok. i understand.

• 031803 | i quit...again

• 031703 | Look You Sorry Bastard- My Fabric Freshener or Burn in Hades!

• 031603 | waiting

• 031603 | its a rainy night/so take this down to get things right

• 031603 | what month are you?

• 031603 | Mr. Pickles

• 031503 | rainy ambitions

• 031503 | bleh

• 031403 | college boy

• 031403 | ...I know something is wrong, I just don't know what to do

• 031403 | nonsense

• 031303 | burritos and angst

• 031203 | BAH ON YOUR FACE

• 031103 | Malibu- Insidious Coconut Siren

• 031003 | bondage

• 030903 | Ambiguous

• 030603 | News that Should've Happened

• 030503 | blergh

• 030503 | innuendos up the ying-yang

• 030503 | i quit. im gay.

• 030103 | Never Take Candy From Fate

• 022703 | so now he posts...nothing.

• 022503 | Jailhouse blues: An Ode to Our Lost Sister

• 022503 | crime and punishment

• 022403 | tralala

• 022303 | The Don's Bio-

• 022303 | sick